Those Guys: Go Jurassic At DIZZY’S!

Those guys – Go Jurassic

You think man can destroy Dizzy’s? What intoxicating vanity. Let me tell you about Dizzy’s. Dizzy’s is four-and-a-half-billion-years old. There’s been life on it for nearly that long, 3.8 billion years to be exact. As you can tell we’ve taken quite a liking to time travel so why not take it back to where it all started, when dinosaurs roamed the earth harmoniously with the locals of Camps Bay.

This is the night to get prehistoric so get back to the roots of the caveman and dress up in your finest loincloth or faux fur!

“I feel like I have so much more fun when I dress up for a party” – Roberto Colombo

Prizes to be won for best dressed on the night

Entrance R40

Doors 8:30

Poster by – Sam Wells

Facebook Event

“Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth…”

ACTS!

Jurassic 5

It may not be the real Jurassic 5 but it’s a name opportunity we couldn’t pass up. Rap battling the local triceratops, this next act is said to start the next ice age. So be ready to feel the impact of these beats, so sharp they cut like a stegosaurus.

Barney & Friends

A Dinosaur sensation that’s somehow from our imagination. He’s come to Dj for us whenever we may need him and barney can be your friend too if you just buy him a tequila. He loves all of us and we love his music there couldn’t be a better match. If you do see a giant purple dinosaur on the night you could be hallucinating

Indominus-sex

One of the latest attractions Dizzys has to offer. A hybrid of the best of the best, said to have a mix with some of the most deadly creatures that once ruled on this earth. T-rex, velociraptor, pit viper and cuttlefish. Dont let that scare you though because you’ll be making sweet love on the dance floor when you hear this dj from the Mesozoic

Flintstoners

Flintstoners. Meet the Flintstoners.
They’re the modern stoned family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They’re a page right out of history.

Let’s blaze with the family down the street.
Have a yabba DABba doo time.

COMPETITION TIME!

I was at the last chapter and it was a load of fun. If you’re a prissy prick then don’t bother. Dress up, don’t dress up. But expect cheap drinks, cheesy music, good vibes, hot chicks and one mother fucker of a hangover. They have a huge selection of Craft Beer at good rates, Jager Bomb, Tequila and Vodka & Redbull specials. And yes, they even serve Stroh Rum!

Drop me your name in the comments section below, and I will pick two people to add to my guest list. I didn’t really get a huge list, but thought I would spread the love, in true Dizzy’s fashion!

Check out some images from the last instalment Those Guys: Go Intergalactic!